Limericks

There was a young lady from Dyce
Who thought she would like to keep mice.
She said to her Dad,
"I know I've been bad,
"But if you agree, I'll be nice."

There was an old wife with wide hips
Who said, "I just love eating chips.
"They really taste good -
I don't think that I should,
"But it's great feeling grease on my lips."